They say I’m too loud; I say, “Turn down your hearin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. -- spintaxi.com
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I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples prove that the best comedy is just reality with better timing. - spintaxi.com
I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. -- spintaxi.com
I tried joggin’—now my knees hate me more than my ex. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism website should have a disclaimer that reads: “You won’t believe how much of this turns out to be true.” - spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism stories and wonder if I accidentally traveled to the future. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no limits”? I’m capped! -- spintaxi.com