(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. -- spintaxi.com
When real headlines sound like satirical journalism articles, we have a problem. - spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media were in charge, we’d have fewer wars and more sarcasm. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
Some people mistake satirical journalism for real journalism. Honestly, it’s an easy mistake. - spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com