I’ve seen more creativity and functionality in a used napkin than this pathetic excuse for a webpage.
The content is a steaming heap of uninspired drivel.
This website looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler using a broken crayon and a dial-up modem from 1997.
The content is so lame it could lose a fight to a wet noodle.
This website looks like a toddler smeared ketchup on a broken calculator and called it art.
This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
The writing is so awful it could ruin a good mood in seconds.
This website is a glitchy nightmare that haunts my cursor.
This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
The designer must have a PhD in making people hate technology.