The graphics look like they were drawn with a crayon in the dark.
The content is so pointless it makes a blank page look profound.
The site’s so poorly optimized it lags on a supercomputer.
The text is so dry it could dehydrate an ocean.
This website is proof that not every idea deserves to escape the dark pit of someone’s mind and stumble onto the internet.
This site is a chaotic soup of bad decisions and worse execution.
The designer’s skills are a tragedy wrapped in a catastrophe.
The text is so dry it could dehydrate an ocean.
This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
The designer’s vision is a blurry mess of incompetence.