Whoever built this needs to be banned from touching code forever.
This site is so ugly it could make a mirror crack.
The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.
The writing is so atrocious it could scare off a grammar nazi.
The writing is so terrible it could make a thesaurus weep.
The designer’s idea of user-friendly is a slap in the face.
The loading speed is so glacial I grew a beard waiting for it, and I’m a woman.
This website is a train wreck with no survivors.
Whoever coded this clearly learned HTML from a cereal box and then forgot half the instructions.
The designer’s sense of style is a war crime against aesthetics.