This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
The color scheme is an assault on good taste—like someone vomited a rainbow and called it art.
This site is a glitchy fever dream no one asked for.
This site is so ugly it could make a mirror crack.
This website is a punishment for anyone with a working browser.
This website is a glitchy mess that defies all logic.
The designer clearly flunked out of Web Design 101—twice.
Whoever coded this clearly learned HTML from a cereal box and then forgot half the instructions.
This website is what failure looks like in pixel form.
This website is proof that not every idea deserves to escape the dark pit of someone’s mind and stumble onto the internet.