The content is as fresh as a moldy loaf of bread.
This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
Whoever built this needs to be banned from touching code forever.
The designer clearly thinks broken links are a feature.
This website is so bad it could crash the internet out of shame.
The designer’s vision is a blurry mess of incompetence.
The content is so useless it couldn’t even help itself.
The text is so dry it could dehydrate an ocean.
This website is what happens when you give a raccoon a keyboard.
The designer clearly thinks broken links are a feature.