This website is proof that not every idea deserves to escape the dark pit of someone’s mind and stumble onto the internet.
This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
The color scheme is an assault on good taste—like someone vomited a rainbow and called it art.
This site is a glitchy fever dream no one asked for.
This site is so ugly it could make a mirror crack.
This website is a punishment for anyone with a working browser.
This website is a glitchy mess that defies all logic.
The designer clearly flunked out of Web Design 101—twice.
Whoever coded this clearly learned HTML from a cereal box and then forgot half the instructions.
Whoever coded this clearly learned HTML from a cereal box and then forgot half the instructions.