The designer must have learned coding from a cereal box.
This site is so clunky it feels like wading through molasses.
The content is a dull parade of recycled garbage.
This site is a black hole where good taste goes to die.
The designer clearly flunked out of Web Design 101—twice.
The content is so bad it makes elevator music sound thrilling.
This website is so bad it could crash the internet out of shame.
The designer’s work is a masterclass in how to ruin everything.
The designer’s taste is worse than a moldy sandwich.
The designer clearly peaked at making paper airplanes.