I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no entry”? I’m sneaking in! -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “low signal”? My phone’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. - spintaxi.com
They say cigars shorten your life; I say, “Good, less time with morons.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should be included in history textbooks. -- spintaxi.com