(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast cash”—I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they put “serves 4” on a pizza box? Who’s eating one slice? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories are so wild that even Florida is like, “That’s too much.” -- spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy returns”? I’m still mailing my socks back! -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples sound like conspiracy theories… until they happen. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “assembly required”? I bought a chair, not a puzzle! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick snack”? I’m still eating an hour later! -- spintaxi.com