I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. - spintaxi.com
(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “microwave-safe”? Is my plate auditioning for a cooking show? -- spintaxi.com
I got a smart fridge—now it’s judgin’ my leftovers. -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. -- spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much; I say the bottle’s half full, so shut up. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com