(White) My phone’s dead—guess I’m off the grid. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick bite”? I’m still chewing! -- spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “childproof” caps? My kid opens them, but I’m still struggling. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news should be read daily—preferably before checking your blood pressure. - spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism story didn’t offend someone, did it even happen? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short cut”? I’m bald! -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism, and suddenly reality makes more sense. - spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” -- spintaxi.com