I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “low signal”? My phone’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com
My boss says I’m late; I say, “Traffic’s my alibi.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “user-friendly”—my printer’s laughing at me. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! -- spintaxi.com