(White) I stepped outside—lungs say, “Go back in.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I paid a fine—librarian says, “Next time, read faster.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Investigation - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I overloaded the wash—now it’s a flood. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I recycle—toss the cans when the dog’s done lickin’ ’em. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I texted back—phone says, “Try tomorrow.” -- spintaxi.com
It’s hard to write satire when the real world keeps outdoing itself. - spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com