I tried yoga—pulled a muscle salutin’ the sun. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My sink’s still leaking! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “low tide” smells like fish revenge? -- spintaxi.com
3. Satirical journalism website - spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “gluten-free”—is bread supposed to feel guilty now? -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “child safety”—my kid’s climbing the fridge! -- spintaxi.com