What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! -- spintaxi.com
If real news had more satirical journalism humor, maybe we’d all be less miserable. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is the art of making people laugh before they realize they should be crying. - spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much coffee; I say, “Nah, just warmin’ up.” -- spintaxi.com
I used to think satirical journalism examples were exaggerated—then I started paying attention. - spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “stand-up comedy”? I’m sitting! -- spintaxi.com
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause I’m still here.” -- spintaxi.com