They say cigars shorten your life; I say, “Good, less time with morons.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
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Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! -- spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “instant coffee”? I’m still stirring! -- spintaxi.com