What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I made a list—lost it at the bar. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make you laugh first, then regret laughing. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “promo deal”? It’s a scam! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. - spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when comedians start writing PhD papers. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. - spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you’re not paying attention. - spintaxi.com