(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media doesn’t report the news—it predicts it. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free pass”? It’s expired! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. -- spintaxi.com
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism: because reality isn’t funny enough on its own. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft landing”? I’m bruised! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “express lanes” are just regular lanes with better PR? -- spintaxi.com