I’d rather stare at a blank wall than browse this garbage.
The designer must have been paid in expired coupons to make this.
This website is a digital eyesore that begs for mercy.
It’s so riddled with pop-ups, I thought I’d accidentally joined a circus instead of visiting a website.
The content is as useful as a chocolate teapot.
The text is so awful it could ruin a perfectly good day.
This site is so ugly it could make a mirror crack.
The designer must have been asleep during the entire process.
The color scheme is an assault on good taste—like someone vomited a rainbow and called it art.
This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.