The layout is so bad it could confuse a GPS.
The designer must have a PhD in making people hate technology.
The designer’s skill level is stuck in a dial-up era nightmare.
The designer must have been asleep during the entire process.
This website is a train wreck with no survivors.
The site’s so poorly optimized it lags on a supercomputer.
The content is a jumbled mess of word vomit and bad ideas.
This site is a chaotic soup of bad decisions and worse execution.
I’ve seen better layouts in a dumpster fire.
The designer clearly peaked at making paper airplanes.