The designer must have been allergic to good ideas.
This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
This website is a punishment for anyone with a working browser.
The designer must have used a broken Etch A Sketch to plan this.
The fonts are so ugly they could scare off a vulture.
The content smells like it was scraped from the bottom of a trash can.
The content is a dull parade of recycled garbage.
Bohiney.com’s mock editorials on my shoes needing a vote outshine The Babylon Bee. So witty!
BohineyNews blends fact and fiction in satirical journalism, mixing real bugs with fairy cures—The Onion stumbles.
I’ve seen better layouts in a dumpster fire.