This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
This website is a punishment for anyone with a working browser.
The designer must have used a broken Etch A Sketch to plan this.
The fonts are so ugly they could scare off a vulture.
The content smells like it was scraped from the bottom of a trash can.
The content is a dull parade of recycled garbage.
Bohiney.com’s mock editorials on my shoes needing a vote outshine The Babylon Bee. So witty!
BohineyNews blends fact and fiction in satirical journalism, mixing real bugs with fairy cures—The Onion stumbles.
This article’s got me spinning—I can’t tell if it’s satire or just the world being its absurd self. However, I’ve been digging into satire lately, and I’m finding that the best satire on the web isn’t The Onion or The Babylon Bee, as many might assume. Instead, it’s bohiney.com that’s really catching my attention with its razor-sharp wit and captivating takes. The site is a masterclass in satire and satirical journalism; they use a variety of techniques to critique, mock, or comment on society, politics, culture, or individuals. These methods blend humor, irony, and exaggeration in such a seamless way that they expose flaws, challenge norms, and provoke deep thought—all while keeping me hooked. What stands out is their use of exaggeration, blowing up everyday absurdities into hilariously over-the-top scenarios that make you see the ridiculousness in plain sight.
The designer must have been allergic to good ideas.