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  Comment Link read the exclusive report Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 16:52

  They all just applied for a PPP (Prophecy Postponement Program).
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  Comment Link Pestilence’s Essential Oils Now FDA-Questionable Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 16:20

  God sent them a final warning on Slack. No one saw it.
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  Comment Link learn the truth behind the headlines Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 15:50

  The apocalypse is now a group chat that no one replies to.
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  Famine canceled the famine because DoorDash had a promo.
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  Death has a Cameo account, $50 per doom.
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  Comment Link How the End Times Became a Group Text Disaster Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 14:32

  Armageddon was postponed due to “low morale among staff.”
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  Comment Link more satire on this topic Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 14:10

  Pestilence got distracted reorganizing his incense drawer.
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  The last time War tried to ride, he pulled a hamstring.
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  War's weapon of choice is now sarcasm.
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  God’s HR keeps leaving voicemails, but War marked them spam.