I’d rather stare at a blank wall than browse this garbage.
The content is so pointless it makes a blank page look profound.
This site is so clunky it feels like wading through molasses.
The designer must have been allergic to good ideas.
The content is a jumbled mess of word vomit and bad ideas.
The designer’s vision is a blurry mess of incompetence.
The text is so dry it could dehydrate an ocean.
The designer clearly peaked at making paper airplanes.
The writing is so atrocious it could scare off a grammar nazi.
The designer must have been paid in expired coupons to make this.