War joined a dodgeball league and calls it “training.”
Death sent a “Can we reschedule?” text and never followed up.
War’s therapist told him to take time for his battles.
Pestilence did a TED Talk on “Plague Minimalism.”
They missed Armageddon because they were waiting for a rideshare.
The Four Horsemen now do TikToks titled #Doomcore Aesthetic.
The internet gives us the freedom to learn at our own pace and on our own terms. ?? -- Comedy Club New York City
Some people don’t know a good song when they hear it—and that’s fine! Farm.FM is here for the real country lovers. -- Comedy Club Dallas
God’s HR keeps leaving voicemails, but War marked them spam.