My neighbor’s mad I play music loud; I say, “Move or dance.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I paid a fine—librarian says, “Next time, read faster.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Techniques - spintaxi.com
What’s with self-checkout? I didn’t sign up to work here, I just want my chips! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
I love satirical journalism news, but I hate when it starts making sense. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today proves we live in a world where parody and reality are best friends. - spintaxi.com