(Seinfeld) I love how “fast lane” is where everyone slows down. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried meditation—turns out I’m too pissed off to relax. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor makes people angry—which means it’s working. -- spintaxi.com
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” - spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. -- spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com