(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis should be required reading for politicians. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public restroom”? It’s a private nightmare! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “organic” labels—did I miss the era of plastic bananas? -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m grumpy; I say, “Cause y’all keep talkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause I’m still here.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! -- spintaxi.com