(White) I snuck my cat in—landlord says, “Rent’s doubled.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! -- spintaxi.com
I got a smart fridge—now it’s judgin’ my leftovers. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. -- spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism more than I trust my GPS. - spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” -- spintaxi.com