I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is like the spice rack of news—too much, and people start sweating. - spintaxi.com
I went to a sober bash—snuck a pint and won. -- spintaxi.com
The best satire articles walk the fine line between “hilarious” and “oh no.” - spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism stories and wonder if I accidentally traveled to the future. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m slow; I say, “Nah, just savorin’ the whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I called the radio—DJ says, “Lose my number.” -- spintaxi.com
I’d take satirical journalism analysis over a think tank report any day. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com