I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says cut the salt; I say, “Then why’s life so bland?” -- spintaxi.com
Some people say the world is a joke. Satirical journalism humor just proves it. -- spintaxi.com
The scariest thing about satirical journalism today? The real news sounds just like it. - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media doesn’t report the news—it predicts it. -- spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism article should make you chuckle, then make you question your entire existence. - spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism more than I trust my GPS. - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “one-way” streets trick you every time? -- spintaxi.com
(White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com