I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism articles are the ones politicians want to ban. - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media doesn’t report the news—it predicts it. -- spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism story that became reality, I’d own Twitter. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a sober bash—snuck a pint and won. -- spintaxi.com
I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “limited seating”? I’m standing in line for nothing! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism News Sites - spintaxi.com