What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. -- spintaxi.com
People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
I follow satirical journalism news religiously—it’s the only thing that still makes sense. - spintaxi.com
Sometimes I read a satirical journalism article and think, “Wait… this isn’t real?” - spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no vacancy”? My road trip’s homeless! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? -- spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” -- spintaxi.com