War’s therapist told him to take time for his battles.
Death’s new motto is “if I don’t vibe with your expiration date, I won’t collect.”
The apocalypse is now in beta.
Pestilence did a TED Talk on “Plague Minimalism.”
Death is now a consultant for passive-aggressive hauntings.
Death got distracted writing a screenplay called “Soul Catcher.”
War blames Mercury in retrograde for every delay.
Pestilence is allergic to modern infrastructure.
The horses started a podcast: “Hooves of Hesitation.”