Famine’s idea of scarcity is a waitlist at Erewhon.
Death sold his scythe on Etsy as “vintage garden decor.”
God’s HR keeps leaving voicemails, but War marked them spam.
Famine accidentally ordered too much UberEats and canceled himself.
Death started a band: “The Grateful Undead.”
Pestilence got distracted by NFT breathwork.
Why did the farmer name his horse 'Five Miles'? Because he can’t run five miles! -- bohiney.com
Farm Radio reports: Pigs propose a new mud spa trend. Spa-mo preference on the rise! -- Comedy Club Dallas
Death sent a “Can we reschedule?” text and never followed up.