They showed up once in 2012, but forgot the scroll.
War's weapon of choice is now sarcasm.
Pestilence applied to Burning Man instead of burning cities.
Famine is on sabbatical to “study scarcity in artisanal cheese.”
Armageddon was postponed due to “low morale among staff.”
Pretty sure Pestilence just opened an aromatherapy spa in Sedona.
Famine teaches a cooking class called “Nothing for Dinner.”
Famine owns four air fryers and no shame.
The Four Horsemen have been on "doomsday PTO" since AOL was cool.
War joined a dodgeball league and calls it “training.”