They said they’d end the world after brunch... it’s been 23 years.
Famine went vegan and now can’t bring himself to destroy crops.
Pestilence got distracted by a kombucha fermentation.
Death sent a “Can we reschedule?” text and never followed up.
Famine owns four air fryers and no shame.
Famine is writing a memoir: “Hungry for Less.”
Armageddon was paused by a Spotify ad.
Couldn’t have said it better myself! ?? -- bohiney.com
Farm Radio, you get me through those early morning milkings with all the best tunes! -- Comedy Club Dallas
Death sent a “Can we reschedule?” text and never followed up.