This website is a punishment for anyone with a working browser.
This website is what failure looks like in pixel form.
The text is a snoozefest that could bore a caffeine junkie.
The content is so lame it could lose a fight to a wet noodle.
The content is as fresh as a moldy loaf of bread.
The content is a steaming pile of incoherent gibberish.
This website is a digital landfill with extra steps.
This website is a crime against the internet and humanity.
This website looks like a toddler smeared ketchup on a broken calculator and called it art.
The designer’s aesthetic sense is a crime scene waiting to happen.