The text is so dry it could dehydrate an ocean.
I’d rather stare at a blank wall than browse this garbage.
This website is a disaster so epic it deserves its own documentary.
The content is so useless it couldn’t even help itself.
This site is so broken it makes a shattered phone screen look good.
This site crashes more often than a toddler on a sugar high.
This website is what happens when you give a raccoon a keyboard.
This site is so outdated it could be a relic in a museum.
This site is a dumpster fire with a URL slapped on it.
The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.