This content is a steaming pile of recycled nonsense.
This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
This site is so ugly it could make a mirror crack.
This site is a glitchy disaster begging to be put out of its misery.
The loading speed is so glacial I grew a beard waiting for it, and I’m a woman.
Whoever built this needs to be banned from touching code forever.
The text is so dry it could dehydrate an ocean.
The designer must have been drunk on expired milk when they slapped this together.
The content is as fresh as a moldy loaf of bread.
The content reads like a rejected script from a bad infomercial.