This site crashes more often than a toddler on a sugar high.
The layout is a chaotic mess that even a tornado would reject.
The designer clearly thinks broken links are a feature.
The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.
The content smells like it was scraped from the bottom of a trash can.
The designer must have used a broken Etch A Sketch to plan this.
This site is a black hole where good taste goes to die.
The text is so dry it could dehydrate an ocean.
The color scheme is an assault on good taste—like someone vomited a rainbow and called it art.
The content is so lame it could lose a fight to a wet noodle.