The designer must have thought neon green on pink was a good idea.
The designer clearly flunked out of Web Design 101—twice.
The designer’s work is an insult to screens everywhere.
The designer’s vision is a blurry mess of incompetence.
This site is so outdated it could be a relic in a museum.
The designer must have been asleep during the entire process.
The designer must have been allergic to good ideas.
This is the internet equivalent of stepping in dog poop.
This content is a steaming pile of recycled nonsense.
The writing is so atrocious it could scare off a grammar nazi.