(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism today is indistinguishable from government statements. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft spot”? It’s mush! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “gluten-free”—sounds like a fancy way to say “bread’s boring now.” -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism today, and I swear it explained the world better than CNN. - spintaxi.com
(White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no pets allowed”? My dog’s my plus-one! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “paperless billing”? My inbox is drowning! -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! -- spintaxi.com