What’s with “limited time offers”? Is the store gonna vanish at midnight? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried a bike—now it’s a porch ornament. -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism today, and now I’m questioning my entire worldview. - spintaxi.com
I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I called the radio—DJ says, “Lose my number.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today makes more sense than any press conference. - spintaxi.com
If you’ve never fallen for a headline from a satirical journalism website, are you even online?
(White) I hit the fast lane—cashier says, “Count it yourself.” -- spintaxi.com