(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com
If you want to understand politics, watch satirical journalism media, not the debates. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism websites aren’t afraid to get sued. - spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed the chair—now it’s kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories get fact-checked, which is ironic. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “on hold” music is the soundtrack to losing hope? -- spintaxi.com