I’d rather watch satirical journalism media than any press conference. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media: because the truth sounds better with punchlines. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My soap’s “organic”—still smells like regret. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health bar—left with a smoothie and a scowl. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website makes politicians angry, you know they’re doing something right. - spintaxi.com