The best satire articles don’t just mock—they expose the absurdity of reality. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a slob; I say, “Art’s messy, babe.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you’re not paying attention. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. - spintaxi.com
People say I drink too much coffee; I say, “Nah, just warmin’ up.” -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today stopped existing, we’d have no choice but to take life seriously. - spintaxi.com