(White) My deodorant’s “fresh”—stinks like a lab. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I signed up for a gym—now I’m bench-pressin’ beers. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “hands-free”—my phone’s still bossy! -- spintaxi.com
It’s hard to write satire when the real world keeps outdoing itself. - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. - spintaxi.com
(White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news isn’t about lying—it’s about telling the truth with better delivery. - spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a temper—lit it with a cigar. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! -- spintaxi.com