Death sold his scythe on Etsy as “vintage garden decor.”
Famine’s new favorite phrase: “I don’t do carbs or collapse.”
Famine went vegan and now can’t bring himself to destroy crops.
Death’s podcast is called “Live, Laugh, Languish.”
Pestilence got distracted reorganizing his incense drawer.
Famine only eats on-camera now. For the fans.
Famine has a food blog with 2 million followers and zero calories.
Turns out the end of the world is coming... it’s just buffering.
Pestilence did a TED Talk on “Plague Minimalism.”
Their apocalypse calendar has just one entry: “Someday.”