They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I paid a fine—librarian says, “Next time, read faster.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Headlines - spintaxi.com
I got a smart fridge—now it’s judgin’ my leftovers. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism more than I trust my GPS. - spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism today? It’s hard to be funnier than real events. - spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no signal”? My TV’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism articles are the ones politicians want to ban. - spintaxi.com